Lovebirds flock to Jeremy Clarkson’s pub for Valentine’s Day with boozer already fully booked

Lovebirds are flocking to Jeremy Clarkson’s pub for Valentine’s Day with the boozer already fully booked.

The former Top Gear host turned landlord and farmer is set to host a romantic weekend come 14 February.

Unfortunately, any couples without a booking will be left stumped for a table with the pub full to the brim.

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The Farmer’s Dog pub, Burford, Oxfordshire, has no tables available for the entire weekend, Whats The Jam.

The only option for punters wanting a slice of Clarkson on Cupid’s big day is to order from his butchers menu.

The Hops and Chops bottle shop and butchery are offering a selection of meats in a special Valentine’s Day menu.

The items include a £79.99 Chateaubriand, £55 beef wellington, £25 20oz beef T-bone, £20 20oz pork T-bone and £10.99 7 to 8oz lamb chump chops.

The meat is available to order and collect on the special day to help punters celebrate with a home-cooked meal.

“Valentine’s Day is nearly here, which means it’s time to decide whether you’re cooking something impressive… or apologising over a takeaway menu,” said a spokesperson for The Farmer’s Dog.

“To help you avoid the latter, Hops & Chops has put together a shortlist of properly indulgent, British, farmer-backed Valentine’s cuts – all available to order ahead and collect on the day.

“Think Chateaubriand. Beef Wellington. Big chops that suggest you’ve made an effort.

“Everything comes from the same farmers who keep The Farmer’s Dog fed year-round, so you’re in very safe hands.

“Order ahead, cook properly, and enjoy the quiet satisfaction of having absolutely nailed Valentine’s Day.”

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