Kate Lawler says her “heart was literally” in “her bumhole” after almost killing a cat.
The ex-Big Brother star revealed that she almost ran over the moggy when it dashed out in front of her vehicle as she drove home from the park.
The 44-year-old said she was forced to slam her breaks so hard her dogs would’ve gone flying had they not been properly strapped in.
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But as far as she could tell, everyone escaped unscathed.
“I’m still not over what’s just happened,” radio DJ Lawler said.
“I nearly just ran over a cat.
“It came running in front of my car as I was driving back from the park.
“I slammed the brakes on so hard. If there was a car behind me it would have gone straight into the back of me.
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“Thank goodness the dogs were buckled up in their seatbelts because they would have gone through the windscreen.
“I had to pull over and take a breath.
“My heart was literally in my bumhole.
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“Honestly that was the most terrifying near-death experience of a cat I’ve ever witnessed.
“It was just so close to going under the wheels.
“It ran into someone’s garden and then I looked and it was looking at me.
“As if to say, ‘Thank you. I’m sorry that was a dick move from me. I must look left and look right and look left again next time.
“Praise be, the cat lives to fight another day.
“Is it too early for a gin and tonic? Jesus.”
Fans praised her for a quick reaction.
Carol said: “Aww that is a horrible experience, very glad you stopped.
“You do deserve a gin and tonic now.”
Hannah added: “Miaow – Cat has one Less Life!!”
One said: “Thanks for stopping for the cat. And a lot of people wouldn’t. That’s someone’s little baby.”
Pete joked: “If it was a black cat, it’s meant to be a sign of good luck Kate! You’ll be rewarded for your astute driving skills and awareness.”
Another said: “Cats don’t thank people, they are far too superior. He would have been looking at you saying ‘Look where you’re going, love’.”
Last month, Lawler slammed a local bakery for charging £8.82 for a loaf of bread as reported by What’s The Jam.
