Kate Lawler says her “heart was literally” in “her bumhole” after almost killing a cat.
The ex-Big Brother star revealed that she almost ran over the moggy when it dashed out in front of her vehicle as she drove home from the park.
The 44-year-old said she was forced to slam her breaks so hard her dogs would’ve gone flying had they not been properly strapped in.
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But as far as she could tell, everyone escaped unscathed.
“I’m still not over what’s just happened,” radio DJ Lawler said.
“I nearly just ran over a cat.
“It came running in front of my car as I was driving back from the park.
“I slammed the brakes on so hard. If there was a car behind me it would have gone straight into the back of me.
“Thank goodness the dogs were buckled up in their seatbelts because they would have gone through the windscreen.
“I had to pull over and take a breath.
“My heart was literally in my bumhole.
“Honestly that was the most terrifying near-death experience of a cat I’ve ever witnessed.
“It was just so close to going under the wheels.
“It ran into someone’s garden and then I looked and it was looking at me.
“As if to say, ‘Thank you. I’m sorry that was a dick move from me. I must look left and look right and look left again next time.
“Praise be, the cat lives to fight another day.
“Is it too early for a gin and tonic? Jesus.”
Fans praised her for a quick reaction.
Carol said: “Aww that is a horrible experience, very glad you stopped.
“You do deserve a gin and tonic now.”
Hannah added: “Miaow – Cat has one Less Life!!”
One said: “Thanks for stopping for the cat. And a lot of people wouldn’t. That’s someone’s little baby.”
Pete joked: “If it was a black cat, it’s meant to be a sign of good luck Kate! You’ll be rewarded for your astute driving skills and awareness.”
Another said: “Cats don’t thank people, they are far too superior. He would have been looking at you saying ‘Look where you’re going, love’.”
Last month, Lawler slammed a local bakery for charging £8.82 for a loaf of bread as reported by What’s The Jam.
