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A mystic bowl of bangers and mash with a 100% England prediction record has revealed the Three Lions' World Cup fate, backing them to smash Panama and finish top of their group.
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‘Mystic mash’ with 100% England prediction record reveals Three Lions’ World Cup fate

Charlie Watton
Last updated: 2026/06/26 at 1:34 PM
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Luke Symons filming setup for the mystic sausage and mash predicting an England win against Panama. (Jam Press/@the.mash.man)
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A mystic bowl of bangers and mash with a 100% England result prediction rate has revealed the Three Lions World Cup fate ahead of their final group game.

Luke Symons and his magic bowl of spuds and sausages has taken the football world by storm.

The 35-year-old has been using the beloved dish to predict the winner of each match at the World Cup.

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The mystic mash even predicted England’s shock 0-0 draw against Ghana on 23 Jun and their opening 4-2 win against Croatia.

With Thomas Tuchel’s side looking to bounce back and finish top of the group – Luke’s sausage has revealed the fate of the Three Lions.

A mystic bowl of bangers and mash with a 100% England prediction record has revealed the Three Lions' World Cup fate, backing them to smash Panama and finish top of their group.
Luke Symons. (Jam Press/@the.mash.man)

The nation can breathe a sigh of relief as the bangers and mash have predicted England to smash Panama on Saturday (27 Jun).

“Many take it as solid gambling advice – I don’t recommend,” Luke, from Cleethorpes, Lincolnshire, told What’s The Jam.

But football fans across the globe have been stumped by the mystic nature of the mash.

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So far the dish is 100% correct in predicting the outcomes for England matches – whilst boasting a 48% hit rate for the entire tournament.

(Jam Press/@the.mash.man)

It has taken the footballing nation by storm with Luke ‘the Mash Man’ prediction videos blowing up online.

One person said: “Well sh*t me dead the mash was right.”

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Another person added: “Holy f**k the bangers are 2/2 on England game predictions.”

One other person said: “This is my new trusted source for all information, thank you sausage.”

One person added: “When the mash speaks, you listen.”

Another person said: “The mash might actually be predicting stuff correctly.”

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With the final group game set to kick off at the MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey, this weekend – England have been given a banger backing from back home.

If the Three Lions go on to prove the mash right and finish top of the group they will most likely face Portugal, DR Congo or Uzbekistan.

However, if they finish second in Group L they will play the runners-up of Group K – which is Portugal as it stands.

Despite the negativity following England’s 0-0 draw to Ghana – Luke is quietly confident that football will be coming home.

He said: “France are strong favourites but I must side with England and if the sausages align.

“We should be in for a good chance.”

The unusual idea began as a joke among friends.

Luke, who works in tech support, is known in his friendship group as “The Mash Man” because of his love for bangers and mash.

(Jam Press/@the.mash.man)
(Jam Press/@the.mash.man)

He said: “It started as an inside joke between friends.

“We were randomly talking about what we used to have for lunch at school and I said I favoured Mash.

“In typical lad fashion, they didn’t drop it and started calling me Mash boy/man and that I should start my own TikTok account of me making mash.

“I didn’t back down.

“I started an account which got 0 views but then the Euro 2024 came around and the idea came to me.

“The videos did well so I said I’ll do it for the World Cup 2026.

“And here we are.”

READ MORE: England superfan FUMING as Ghana crowd taunts Three Lions – ‘it will never come home’

A mystic bowl of bangers and mash with a 100% England prediction record has revealed the Three Lions' World Cup fate, backing them to smash Panama and finish top of their group.
Luke Symons filming setup for the mystic sausage and mash predicting an England win against Panama. (Jam Press/@the.mash.man)

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