A British dad-of-three who specialises in selling cheeky X-rated bits and bobs has shared his shocking Christmas range.
From balls (or rather, testicles) to hang on the tree to kissing under the mistle-toe, these decorations will definitely catch your guests’ eyes.
Will Eades from Poulton-le-Fylde first launched his side gig, Billy’s Ballbags, in his garden shed.
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The 39-year-old’s first product was a ballbag face mask that set the internet on fire.
What started as a fun hobby has since become the dad’s full-time gig with more products added to the collection.
While most people wouldn’t associate Christmas with intimate body parts, Will hopes it will bring festive cheer to homes across the UK.
Swap your baubles for a nicely-hung scrotum.
Meanwhile, the mistle-toe is a replica of a human big toe kitted out with a festive bow.
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Another, slightly more vulgar-looking decoration, is the ‘Buddy’s Bum Ho-Ho-Hole’ – which is exactly what it sounds like.
All of the above products are selling at £11.99 each.
“It’s a lot of fun to sit down in our morning ‘meetings’ and hash out ideas for stuff together,” Will told What’s The Jam.
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There’s also the piggy in a blanket, which should probably be shown to guests after they’ve had their Christmas dinners.
The decoration shows a replica of a man’s privates wrapped in a winter blanket, which buyers can snap up for £12.99.
The diverse range also gives customers the chance to purchase a festive fanny for £11.99.
The most expensive and slightly more practical product is the £19.99 Billy’s Bumhole-der, which is perfect for holding dish cloths for the big washing up session after the Christmas celebrations.
Coasters are also up for grabs, with customers able to choose from a number of different designs of nipples and bum holes.
Finally, to give your friends and family your odd buys from the store, you can get some crude custom wrapping paper as well.
In the past, Will has also created disturbingly realistic magnets in the shape of willies, vulvas and bumholes, a testicle coin purse and a ballbag keyring complete with pubic hair.
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