PM Keir Starmer and No 10 predecessor Rishi Sunak have been mocked by an AI social media critic.
The tool gives hilarious analysis for X – former Twitter – posts.
The AI Agent looks at old tweets and then gives a satirical evaluation of the account holder.
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The new Labour Prime Minister’s roast reads: “Ah, the ever-polished Keir Starmer.
“Your tweets read like a carefully curated museum exhibit – pristine, proper, and about as exciting as watching paint dry.
“You’re so middle-of-the-road, I’m surprised you haven’t been run over by traffic from both sides.
“Your attempt at appearing relatable is about as convincing as a penguin in a desert.
“But hey, at least your hair always looks impeccable – shame the same can’t be said for your personality.”
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Ousted Tory ex-PM Rishi Sunak’s says: “Ah, Rishi Sunak, the human embodiment of a spreadsheet.
“Your tweets are about as exciting as watching paint dry on the walls of Number 10.
“You’re trying so hard to be relatable, but your idea of ‘connecting with the people’ is probably explaining fiscal policy over tea and crumpets.
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“At least your hair always looks impeccable – must be nice to have a personal stylist on the taxpayer’s dime, eh?”
Other sports stars and celebs had funny summaries too.
England Euro 2024 hero Jude Bellingham’s was: “Oh look, it’s the golden boy of football who thinks he’s too cool for a proper haircut.
“Your tweets are as bland as unseasoned chicken, but I guess when you’re kicking a ball for millions, personality becomes optional.
“At least your emoji game is strong – it’s probably the most expressive thing about you.”
Paris 2024 Olympic swimmer Adam Peaty’s was: “Ah, Adam Peaty, the man who spends more time in water than on land.
“You’re so obsessed with swimming, I bet you even shower in a pool.
“Your tweets are as repetitive as your breaststroke – always promoting some brand or another. Is that how you stay afloat financially?
“Speaking of floating, your ego seems to be the only thing keeping your head above water these days.
“You claim to be ‘locked in and ready’, but your social media game is about as exciting as watching paint dry.
“Maybe spend less time posing with cars and more time actually swimming? Oh wait, I forgot – you’re too busy being a ‘father, athlete, and entrepreneur’.
“Jack of all trades, master of… well, swimming in circles.”
Love Island star Joey Essex got a battering too.
It said: “Joey, your tweets are about as deep as a puddle in Essex.
“You’re trying to be a boxer now? The only thing you’ve been knocking out is brain cells.
“Your fashion sense is as questionable as your grammar – ‘moka’ tracksuit? Did you mean mocha, or is that just another word you can’t spell?
“You’re so desperate for attention, you’d probably fight your own shadow if it got you trending.
“Your ‘profound’ tweets about finding purpose are as empty as your vocabulary.
“Maybe stick to finding your way out of paper bags instead of love island villas.
“At least dragons on bridges are more real than your chances of being taken seriously in any profession.”
As did Katie Price, who was told: “Oh look, it’s the queen of reinvention herself, Katie Price.
“Your Twitter feed is like a masterclass in self-promotion and oversharing.
“From OnlyFans links to equestrian wear, you’re selling everything but subtlety.
“Your ‘constant support’ for your son is heartwarming, but let’s be real – your biggest supporter is your own ego.
“Keep riding that fame horse, Katie, just remember to wear a helmet!”
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