The world’s stupidest mugger picked the wrong fight after pinching the handbag of ex-UFC champ, Michael Bisping’s wife, whilst they were on a Paris mini-break.
The retired MMA fighter chased down the crook and easily got it back for his spouse of eight years, Rebecca.
The 45-year-old former Octagon star – dubbed The Count – said the thief was “s*itting” his pants.
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But the restrained fighter said he let the “poor guy” go with just a “kick up the a*se.”
The couple were in the French capital enjoying the sights like The Palace of Versailles.
Bisping fumed: “Some little s*it snatched Rebecca’s bag.
“Not on my watch.
“Sitting there having breakfast with Rebecca
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“On the streets of Montmartre, Paris
“And some little s*it snatches Rebecca’s bag and runs away.
“So I chase after him, get ahold of him he had the bag already hidden in like a towel.
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“Got the bag off him, he didn’t speak a word of English, obviously.”
“Didn’t do anything to him, got the bag back.
“He was s*itting his pants, poor guy.”
He then went on to explain how he taught him a lesson “Anyway I let him go.
“Turned around and just gave him a nice little kick up the ase, little sit.
“Anyway got the bag back.
“All’s good.”
Bisping, who grew up in Clitheroe, Lancs, rose to fame on TV show The Ultimate Fighter 3 in 2006.
He went on to become the UFC Middleweight champ and be inducted into the UFC Hall of Fame but retired in 2019, as reported on What’s The Jam.
He now has a glass eye after getting a detached retina while fighting.
One fan said: “Out of eight billion people he picked a former UFC champion to steal from.
“He wins the Darwin Award.”
Tom said: “Imagine being gripped up by a one-eyed, cauliflower eared mob boss looking UFC champion.
“He must’ve thought it would be his end.”
Jonathan said: “That guy was so lucky to be alive.”
Aaron joked: “He almost met left hook Larry.”
Larry added: “Messed with the wrong one.”
