A massive python was found in a desperate homeowner’s toilet when they went for a wee.
They frantically called a reptile expert for help.
But the huge serpent then slithered back up the pipe.
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The snake – thought to be an escaped pet – is still on the loose.
Chris Newman, director for the National Centre for Reptile Welfare, was called to the scene.
The Piebald Royal Python – which can grow up to 5ft long – vanished.
The species of constrictor are not deemed dangerous to humans.
They typically prey on mice and rats.
The reptile, which can cost more than £250, was spotted in the toilet of a home in Highgrove Gardens, Bristol.
The report was made on Tuesday (26 Aug), as reported by What’s The Jam.
Chris Newman said: “Is there anyone in the Bristol area that would like to fish what looks to be a very pretty piebald royal out of a toilet.
“The occupier is rather desperate.
“Unfortunately the snake retreated down the toilet and has not been retrieved as yet.
“So it’s still at large so to speak.”
Members of the public were left shocked by the find.
Emma Bradley said: “I’d literally prefer to poo in my hand and bin it when I’m done, than have to worry about that.”
Cara Shannon added: “And there was me thinking my fear of a snake being in the loo was irrational.”
Grace Marshall said: “Just put your hand down and pull it out?”
Lara Sheree added: “Just unlocked a new irrational phobia.”
Nikita Violet Moore said: “Nah sorry but this has sent me west.
“Have the toilet mate, I’m off.”
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